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Fun Friday: Feral Cats! Come On Down! (A Poem)



My friend sent me this poem last week. She sells personalized greeting cards at Iambicchick.com. They are often funny because, well, that's Deb. She is also sincere, so if you have an important event you want to send a card for, check out Iambicchick.com. 

This poem happens to be about animals, Bob Barker and a true story.

After catching our 3rd of 4 outdoor cats to get fixed earlier this week, I want to be like Bob Barker and spread the news about spaying and neutering your pets.  Did anyone ever think about his last name and his mission?  Pretty funny that as an animal lover, his last name is Barker!  For those that don’t know, latest statistics put Cleveland on the map with 75,000 feral cats! 

Sometimes, it’s difficult
Herding cats in a yard
Our kittens are wiley
And made it quite hard
But we were victorious
On Monday near dawn
Stormy is a boy
And now his *#(A$ are all gone
We bought a big cage
But the kitten has smarts
So, we had to think fast
Because when he sees us, he darts

So, while he was eating
I came behind his small head
I grabbed with both hands
He scratched and bit; we both bled
Injuries were minor
But Julie went for a shot
And now we’re both grateful
For the AFLAC she’s got!
All ended well
Now just one more to go
Little Tiger is precious
He can put on a show
If you want to adopt him
He’d make a great pet
And we’ll do the work
Of getting him fixed at the vet!
From your office or home, send someone a poem!

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